hey. hi. hello.
my name is andrea.
im not really straightedge or emo.
my name is andrea.
im not really straightedge or emo.
Piss on me. Fucking piss on me but do it in the antarctic so that the pee freezes in mid air while you are pissing off a building and the piss turns to spear’s. impale me with frozen urine and then shit on my butt corpse. Im a fat gay and I want to go to Ice Hell ftw
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i would rather run full force into a saguaro cactus than eat a tomato
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this is the cutest thing ever
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“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
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i am three years behind in my math homework
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i dont wear tank tops i dont wear anything that doesnt cover 3/4 of my entire body
