Piss on me. Fucking piss on me but do it in the antarctic so that the pee freezes in mid air while you are pissing off a building and the piss turns to spear’s. impale me with frozen urine and then shit on my butt corpse. Im a fat gay and I want to go to Ice Hell ftw
i would rather run full force into a saguaro cactus than eat a tomato
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
i am three years behind in my math homework
i dont wear tank tops i dont wear anything that doesnt cover 3/4 of my entire body